Simply Put

Just landed after a red-eye from Dallas. Some things to share later, but I have to tell you first: I had been reading Elie Wiesel's Night on the plane, a gift from my brother's new girlfriend (along with a Star Wars pop-up book—oh, she's good). I set it down so that I could take a nap. I dreamed that I picked up the book, turned it over, and read the author's bio/blurb. Where it ought to have listed his amazing accomplishments or enumerated his many published works, the text simply read: Elie Wiesel: "I'm kind of a big deal."

But he is! Don't look at me like that!