August 16, 2006

He thought an Albertson's stir-fry dinner would make his apartment a home

We got a house! We got a house! The long national nightmare is over, and Yglesias and I won't be homeless after all. It's got the ugliest goddamned floors you've ever seen—they're a color that might generously be termed "seafoam green," and it's impossible to say what, exactly, they're made of—but they're our goddamned floors, goddamnit. The place is near 13th and Florida NW, which the owner hilariously advertised as being in "Dupont Circle." The Seafoam House on Dupont!

Pardon me while I do the Snoopy dance.

Posted by Kriston at August 16, 2006 3:01 PM
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Congratulations!

(Are you going to be there longer than a year or so? Because, if so, you might want to consider doing something about the floors. I know it seems silly to invest anything in a rental place, but after a couple of years, you start to wonder why you didn't just do something about that thing that's been pissing you off...and then you say, oh, well, I should have done it back then, since it doesn't make any sense to do it now, and then more time slips by while the annoying thing keeps annoying you. Not that I know what you could reasonably do about seafoam green mystery floors, anyway.)

Posted by: Jackmormon at August 16, 2006 3:48 PM

Are you allowed to paint the floor? I went to someone's house with really cute painted floors last week. But, then again, this is going to be a total bachelor pad. Cute floors would be incongruous.

Posted by: Becks at August 16, 2006 3:59 PM

We were thinking we'd cover them with empty beer cans and dirty dishes, but cute painted floors is an option to consider.

Posted by: Armsmasher at August 16, 2006 4:19 PM

On the other hand, I know an artist who does vinyl floor installations. Hmm.

Posted by: Armsmasher at August 16, 2006 4:45 PM

Vinyl tile, the stick-on kind, is pretty easy and cheap.

Posted by: LizardBreath at August 16, 2006 4:52 PM

The apartment I rented in Germany had that faux-wood Ikea stick-on stuff, which I mocked mercilessly for about two months. And then I got to liking it.

Posted by: Jackmormon at August 16, 2006 5:32 PM

Congrats!

Posted by: mrh at August 16, 2006 5:50 PM

an artist who does vinyl floor installations...

Ah, Zobop. But a couple of tabs of acid would be cheaper, and even better, the effects go away.

Posted by: heather at August 16, 2006 7:35 PM

Don't dismiss the ease and flexibility of indoor bark mulch.

Posted by: Matt F at August 16, 2006 11:17 PM

viva sea green, kill zobop. but lily cox-richard would really rock out some bachelorish, topology fun stuff.

Posted by: adrian at August 17, 2006 1:24 AM

Congratulations!

Posted by: eb at August 17, 2006 1:52 AM

I hear Wreck's a big fan of organge shag carpeting.

Posted by: matty at August 17, 2006 12:33 PM

Adonde son los digital photographs, primo? Where are the digital photographs?

Posted by: Dan at August 17, 2006 3:06 PM

We saw the place, filled out the apps, and submitted them; a week later, the guy called us to tell us the place is ours. When we sign with him on Monday, I'll be sure to bring the point-and-click. I'm hoping that my memory serves on the color question�I remember distinctly thinking that it reminded me of a grey-green car, but rusted.

Posted by: 6878265 at August 17, 2006 6:53 PM

Speaking of mulch, they have acutally made mulch from old rubber tires, dyed to look like the real stuff. It's primarily used around playground equipment, but I think it would serve your purpose quite nicely. A good 3-4 inches deep would certainly provide a "soft place to fall" during all those drunken stupors. (Stu.por n. A state of impaired consciousness characterized by a marked diminution in the capacity to react to environmental stimuli.) Hey, at least you won't be seeing sea-foam green!

Posted by: Old Friend at August 21, 2006 9:43 AM
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