There Can Be Only One

Meet the nation's other male Kristons: one Kriston Rehberg is a software engineer who lives with his wife and two children just west of Washington, DC. On his site he's posted some Castlevania ringtones, but the link is broken, so we each have an affinity for vampires and can't make Web sites work. Long has this Kriston battled me for the top of the Google rankings.

A friend alerted me to the presence of the other American Kriston, a Utah-born fellow living in Washington (state). My height, almost my age, nearly my Zodiac sign, and more disturbingly still, apparently a current or former employee of Kinko's, my place of employment during high school.