First They Came for . . . Everybody

Labeled as "credible threats" of terrorism by the Pentagon: gay student groups who have demonstrated against the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy. In order to stop al Qaeda, the government spied on and infiltrated a protest (classified as "potentially violent") held by NYU Law's gay advocacy group and also a kiss-in held at the University of California-Santa Cruz. But don't ask the brass about what went down, cuz they're not tellin'!

That's nearly hilarious. Also, I'm weeping. Courtesy of Blah, Blah, Black Sheep in comments.