August 11, 2005

Strictly For My Neighbaz

Hey you, U Street/Shaw denizens! Been by the 930 Club recently? And did you see the Irish pub across the street, at Vermont and Florida? It's called Duffy's, and Duffy's needs your help.

If you live nearby, you know there isn't a comfortable spot for a pint for at least three Metro stops in any direction (no, that sorry new joint in Adams Morgan isn't fit for a wanker). And what with tasty Little Ethiopia just around the corner, frankly, our neighborhood would benefit from some bland fare. Clearly, this is a much-needed local resource—yet some members of the community are trying to prevent Duffy's dream from becoming a reality. Specifically, a band of fuddy-duds (no doubt local British instigators) are holding up the liquor license process; in response, Duffy's has offered to abide by all sorts of grossly un–Irish pub–like restrictions, such as not playing rugby in your yard or fighting Scotsmen on the roof. No live music (on the patio (except for on St. Patty's, natch))? These people are trying to be reasonable.

So what can you do, reader? First, let's review the Top 5 Reasons To Support an Irish Pub in Kriston's Our Neighborhood:

  1. Beer at Duffy's can reasonably be referred to as Duff Beer.
Whoa! See, that reason's so good, I don't even want to show you the other four.

So (again), what can you do? Sober up and send an e-mail expressing your support and enthusiasm for Duffy's Irish Pub to these members of the Advisory Neighborhood Commission (ANC) and Alcohol Beverage Control Board:

  • Phil Spaulding, ANC Secretary: ANC1B02{at}PhilSpalding.us
  • Dee Hunter, ANC Chairman: DHunterlaw{at}aol.com
  • Alcohol Beverage Control Board: Cynthia.Simms{at}dc.gov
The e-mail must list your address and state that you live in ANC 1B (and, yes, you motley fools, your address actually needs to be in 1B.) Andy Duffy asks that you copy him in on the correspondence: amduffy{at}prodigy.net. Send me a line, too. If you're suffering from writer's block, Mr. Duffy offers some boilerplate: "I truly believe Duffy’s will be a great addition to the neighborhood, providing neighbors a friendly place to gather, have a bite to eat, a pint of beer and relax."

Remember: DC9 doesn't open until 7. At night. You want to always have to wait that long to start the evening?

Posted by Kriston at August 11, 2005 11:22 AM
Comments

Clearly, if this place blows, I'll look like an ass. But I got a feeling.

Posted by: Kriston at August 11, 2005 11:54 AM

I'll write, but with caution: Irish bars in DC attract collar-popping assholes like carrion attracts flies.

Posted by: tom at August 11, 2005 11:55 AM

On second thought, the specific reference to the coming condos on Duffy's page has kind of creeped me out. What are the odds that Duffy's doesn't end up some godawful McFadden's-esque hellhole? Looking around the DC Irish pubs I can think of, not very good. On the other hand, I hate to see ANCs shut down any business that wants to serve beer... Decisions, decisions....

Posted by: tom at August 11, 2005 12:11 PM

I think Duffy recognizes that he's on the gentrifying side of the equation—that's all. It's probably his business pitch speaking through: "There's a neighborhood without an Irish pub, but lots of pubgoing drinkers moving in." Maybe he's capitalizing on those gentrifiers, but doesn't that describe us, too? And given the scale of the condos coming up all around 930, if it's not Duffy's, it will be Fado. (Cf. the Ellington Alero, tanning salon)

Judging from the Duffy's storefront, I don't think it's quite large enough to become the next 4 Ps, but I know what you're getting at. But even if goes south, we'll have had our 2–3 weeks of fish n' chips before the Orange and Blue Line crowd sniffed it out, no?

Posted by: Kriston at August 11, 2005 12:25 PM

Holy shit...U Street is going to have an Irish Pub!? For a Guinness lover like myself, that's the best news I've heard in..well...ever.

Now, if only I had an address to send e-mails from...

Posted by: Ezra at August 11, 2005 12:31 PM

You're right. It's silly for me to pretend there isn't gentrification blood on my own hands. Plus, regardless of who shows up on friday night, having a place to grab a pint on a weeknight would be nice.

Posted by: tom at August 11, 2005 12:39 PM

I thought the Duff line would grab you for sure.

Ezra: When're you moving over? We can help you find a spot. There's always someone moving out of my friend Sommer's place. . . .

Posted by: Kriston at August 11, 2005 12:42 PM

Collar-popping assholes are people too!

The Irish are dirty and low, but I heartily support the rehabilitation of the image of the Irish through opening more Irish-themed bars.

For no reason at all, I present to you one of my favorite passages from Darwin's Descent of Man:

. . .the reckless, degraded, and often vicious members of society, tend to increase at a quicker rate than the provident and generally virtuous members. Or as Mr. Greg puts the case: "The careless, squalid, unaspiring Irishman multiplies like rabbits: the frugal, foreseeing, self-respecting, ambitious Scot, stern in his morality, spiritual in his faith, sagacious and disciplined in his intelligence, passes his best years in struggle and in celibacy, marries late, and leaves few behind him. Given a land originally peopled by a thousand Saxons and a thousand Celts--and in a dozen generations five-sixths of the population would be Celts, but five- sixths of the property, of the power, of the intellect, would belong to the one-sixth of Saxons that remained. In the eternal 'struggle for existence,' it would be the inferior and LESS favoured race that had prevailed--and prevailed by virtue not of its good qualities but of its faults."

If it was a Scottish Pub, I'm sure there would be no problem.

Posted by: Will Wilkinson at August 11, 2005 1:46 PM

On an Irish Pub down the street: Awesome.

On drinking Guinness during the day: Awesomer.

On people always moving out of my house: Awesomist. But only because we have now raised the stakes of moving-out parties to include bag pipes. Which are Scottish and therefore don't exactly fit into this whole Irish-pub themed post. But yet, it's all still Awesome.

On letter-writing campaigns: DCist has been talking about doing a little something about how much ANC boards suck and are ruining everyone's good time (Mt. Pleasant apparently has it even worse than us.) I see a tie-in.

Posted by: Sommer at August 11, 2005 1:55 PM

On an Irish Pub down the street: Awesome.

On drinking Guinness during the day: Awesomer.

On people always moving out of my house: Awesomist. But only because we have now raised the stakes of moving-out parties to include bag pipes. Which are Scottish and therefore don't exactly fit into this whole Irish-pub themed post. But yet, it's all still Awesome.

On letter-writing campaigns: DCist has been talking about doing a little something about how much ANC boards suck and are ruining everyone's good time (Mt. Pleasant apparently has it even worse than us.) I see a tie-in.

Posted by: Sommer at August 11, 2005 1:59 PM

It's a nice quote, Will, but when I visited Edinburgh it struck me, out of all the places I'd been (with electricity) as the one teetering closest to the brink of civilization. Which, I have to admit, made it a lot of fun.

Posted by: tom at August 11, 2005 2:09 PM

Now that I'm in the neighborhood I'd love a decent Irish watering hole . . . but only if it serves Smithwicks - possibly the best beer ever made.

Posted by: katy at August 11, 2005 3:05 PM
the Top 5 Reasons To Support an Irish Pub in Kriston's Our Neighborhood:

1. Beer at Duffy's can reasonably be referred to as Duff Beer.

Whoa! See, that reason's so good, I don't even want to show you the other five.
Do you want to take your guidance from a man who can't count? Posted by: ben wolfson at August 15, 2005 12:44 AM

Four, yes, fixed.

Posted by: A Few Beers In at August 15, 2005 8:24 AM

I haven't been up to anything today. I've more or less been doing nothing to speak of. More or less not much notable going on today. That's how it is.,

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