Martian Manhunter, Interrupted

The Internet is truly a vast place. So expansive, even, that it contains a Martian Manhunter apologist, who seriously asks why there are feature films in the works or being discussed for every member of the Justice League except J'onn J'onzz. (Courtesy of Charles Kuffner.) For anyone not consciously trying to be ridiculous, of course, the answer is obvious: Martian Manhunter gives the Mole Man a run for his money as probably the worst drawing ever committed to paper. But lords of the underworld are excused for being formed by their environment, right? We ask for a Martian, and we get J'onzz? That's a waste of pure potential.

He does raise a relevant question (relevant in the context of this post?): Where is my Green Lantern movie? I imagine the hangup has to do with bloody stalemates over which Green Lantern to feature, but this debate has been settled conclusively in my mind.

Kidding. I'll spare you the jeremiad—frankly, I'm somewhat agnostic on the great Hal Jordan/Kyle Rayner controversy.

But a vote for Guy Gardner will get you banned.