Both candidates are named Viktor?
—Check.
At least one candidate's face has been horribly disfigured (and no one knows what the other one looks like anyway)?
—Check.
Small Eastern European Slavic nation?
—Check. (Smallish by Russian standards.)
Whoever wins . . .
. . . DOOM WINS.
Doctor Doom rocks!
Posted by: PusBoy at November 24, 2004 5:03 PMDOOM'S PARTY DOES NOT COMMIT ELECTION FRAUD. DOOM'S AUTHORITY IS UNQUESTIONABLE.
Happy Thanksgiving,
DOOM
Ukraine is not small. Ukraine is the size of France, with approximately the same size population. Stupid Americans (I am one too, but for god's sake)!
Posted by: Invigilator at November 27, 2004 9:42 PMProof of extreme personal lameness: I saw that coming before the jump.
Posted by: Julian Sanchez at November 30, 2004 12:47 AM