Courtesy of Lindsay Beyerstein comes an important new online theological resource for the psychological lycanthrope: Molatar's Castle. Molatar, whose lycanthropy manifests itself in the creature of a dragon, has established a clearing house for information pertaining to "spreading the Gospel in the werewolf and furry communities." Rarely will you see that sort of good-faith, transmythotaxonomic evangelism in this day and age (though Molatar exhibits an unfortunately traditional dragon bias in disparaging members of the undead community). You'll want to bookmark this one.
Posted by Kriston at November 22, 2004 2:43 PMwow. oh, WOW. this is great. I particularly enjoy this page, which has a lot of tips on how to get Jesus to transform you into a dragon, and practical advice on how to prepare for your new dragon lifestyle.
"You will need money for tailored clothes, alterations to your vehicle (because humans designed the seats for tailless bottoms), a good veterinarian (this is not a joke, I'm serious, GOOD vets cost ALOT), a lawyer to protect you from humans who hate the sight of you, new ID cards (driver's license, health cards, that sort of thing), change of name documentation, and other mundane but necessary things like dog toothpaste (because human toothpaste has detergents that cause animals to froth at the mouth), pin brushes, pet nail clippers, medieval swords, that kind of thing."
Posted by: tom at November 22, 2004 3:16 PMIt seems to me that lycanthropes are the new Ultimate Power.
Posted by: Kriston at November 22, 2004 3:17 PM"As for draining human beings' life force, I'm against it."
I'd better stop now. I'm drifting past mockery and starting to feel sorry for the guy.
Posted by: tom at November 22, 2004 3:28 PMDon't leave me here alone, Tom! Come on . . . you think a dragon would have pity for you?
Posted by: Kriston at November 22, 2004 3:32 PM. . . okay, after reading around for a bit, it appears that the author may suffer under a mental handicap. So the joke is less funny than I may have initially suggested. (I am a huge ass.)
Posted by: Kriston at November 22, 2004 11:24 PMYea, but then again, so do you, and thats never stopped us from taking our shot...
Posted by: BdeVidal at November 23, 2004 6:19 PMu guys should pay attention ima dragon and stand with molatar
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