I don't see how I can miss the 2004 DC National Rock, Paper, Scissors Championship taking place tonight at DC9, seeing as how that bar is located precisely one block from my home (and better than it used to be). Seeing as how I would have home-field advantage, I may even be forced to emerge from retirement and compete, though I'm not playing with any communists who run 1-2-3-go instead of 1-2-3, and you'll never see me in that bar again if I even so much as lipread the word "roshambo."
My strategy? Please. I hope I don't need to tell you that I'll be riding paper through this tournie all the way to the top. It covers rock. How could you beat that?
Posted by Kriston at August 27, 2004 4:23 PMtomorrow night! wouldn't want you to show up tonight at dc9 only to have your paper dominance dreams dashed.
Posted by: catherine at August 27, 2004 4:40 PMUm, with scissors perhaps?
Posted by: Dimmy Karras at August 27, 2004 4:41 PMLaminate that shit, motherfucker!
Posted by: norbizness at August 27, 2004 4:54 PMOh, right. Scissors and laminating machines. And who do you propose will save you when some guy with a rock comes around?
Kriston and his paper. I will cover both. The end.
Posted by: Kriston at August 27, 2004 6:28 PMOK, so how'd that work out for you?
Posted by: Dimmy Karras at August 30, 2004 1:03 PMHeh—I got sidetracked by a marathon Pirates! (NES) video game session with my roommate. Better probably for the competition that I wasn't there to sweep.
Posted by: Kriston at August 30, 2004 1:05 PM