So from what I'm reading, it appears that after all this time Ahmed Chalabi has been working not just for the White House, but also Richard Perle, Iran, Judith Miller, Senator Palpatine, George Steinbrenner, Mother Brain, Yoko Ono, NASCAR dads, Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living, Washingtonienne, Shredder, and Langston Hughes. Not only that, but the responsible, liberal CNN seems to believe that a vote for John Kerry is a vote for every non-Republican constituency listed above—and al Qaeda. I can't even remember what a vote for Ralph Nader does. Shit—it looks like Bush came through on that uniter-not-a-divider promise after all.
UPDATE: And Michael Ledeen. And the cicadas. And Sebastian Bach, and the other Bach, for that matter. Really I'm beginning to think that, I don't know, maybe Congress should investigate this guy to whose organization they contributed a third of a billion US tax dollars, because right now we're only getting information from the press, and principally from Laura Rozen at that, and you have to go through all these registration pages and pop-up ads to read the LAT, and frankly that's a lot of work just to sort through this tangled web that Iran or Skeletor or the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come or the Poor Man or whoever else is weaving.
UPDATE SOME MORE: Ayatollah Chalabi and Our Enemies' Friends © Grammar.police, 2004. The band name is mine.
Posted by Kriston at May 28, 2004 2:57 PM